I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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