Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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