If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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