I heard we made out
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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