just tell him i said nine months
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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