birth control should be required to get into college
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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