So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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