yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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