dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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