I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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