you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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