I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
