I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
birth control should be required to get into college
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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