Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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