Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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