I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
