I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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