can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Let's get the cat blown out
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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