Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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