I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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