I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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