I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize