Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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