So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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