kristin has been a bad kristin
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
