You work out of a Hotel?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
