My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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