i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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