Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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