I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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