Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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