Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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