i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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