your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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