i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you never un-have a 4some
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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