would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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