We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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