If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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