marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Don't make out with my wife yet
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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