I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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