I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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