you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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