She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
