Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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