His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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