Are we in a gay sports bar?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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