Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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