Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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