I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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