you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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