Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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