at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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