No, drunk sperm still make babies.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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