His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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