After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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